My Father on the Local Newspaper.

My father is 75 years old and angry at the world.

These are his stories.

“Canceled it! Get this, they wanted me to pay almost five bucks a month to get a paper bill. They wanted me to set up a bank draft instead where they’d take a set amount out of my account every month. I said, ‘I don’t think so. Send me a monthly bill.’ They said that was gonna cost me an extra $4.95. I told ’em, ‘Screw that.’ They came back and said that they could do four bucks a month if I paid six months up front. I told them I’m 76 years old and have no idea if I’ll even be alive in six months. I canceled my subscription. That’ll show ’em!”

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