Gayne’s week of February 2, 2026.

Platypus Sacrifice Performed at the Acuña Cartel

Gayne’s week of January 26, 2026.

Gayne’s week of January 19, 2026.

Gayne’s week of January 12, 2026.

Gayne’s week of January 5, 2026.

What Gayne hopes to find under the tree.

Here’s what Amazon AI thinks of Gayne’s books!

Gayne’s week of December 22, 2025.

Made by Texans for Texans (and everyone else)

The year ahead looks to be filled with adventure.

Gayne’s week of December 15, 2025.

Gayne’s week of December 8, 2025.

Fishing for Thanksgiving Dinner.

Gayne’s week of December 1, 2025.

The Best of Fake Texas

Gayne’s week of November 24, 2025.

Gayne’s week of November 17, 2025.

Gayne’s week of November 10, 2025.

Let’s Talk Croatian Mafia Cigars