Week of September 7, 2026
Jett Turner’s Misadventures
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Another Mile Swim
Another mile swim down and no staph infection!
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“Power lay in the brown swell of his forearms: authority sat on his shoulder and chattered in his ear like an ape.”
Lord of the Flies by William Golding.
Panda Jelly Served at the Acuña Cartel
Panda Jelly Served at the Acuña Cartel: A Jett Turner Misadventure, Book #2
The insanity that is my life continues.
The name’s Jett Turner and my writing about Acuña Cartel head Tito “El Tigre” Calderón has turned my day to day into a circus of the unbelievable. This past week has seen me painted by animal activists, forced to play houseguest to the DEA, have dead guinea pigs thrown at me, and witness a live retelling of Daniel in the Lion’s Den that went wrong for everybody but the lions. Toss in my being haunted by a beautiful call girl, pursued by a gorgeous femme fatale with ulterior motives, a Witch Doctor of a housekeeper, Teddy Ruxpin porn, a popcorn serving hairless chimp, microwave and impact wrench torture, and a monkey boy from a long-ago kid’s TV show and you get an idea of what I’m up against.
This second misadventure that is my life is rated R for language, crude humor, and insanely bizarre circumstances but rates an A+ for all of the aforementioned and entertainment value.
And while I have your attention, let me say that while this book certainly stands on its own, it’ll make more sense and be far more entertaining if you read Tiger Tales from the Acuña Cartel first
Pictured Above: Shelly the waitress from the Jett Turner Misadventure Series and the panda in question.
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Turner
One of my favorite pics of Turner, my spoiled rotten ridgeback.
Miss that dog.
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