Week of August 17, 2026
Here’s a rundown of my week.
Mono Grande
Want to read about this legendary creature?
Sure you do.
Good thing I wrote a piece on it.
Barb
Sometimes I wonder about Barb from Stranger Things.
Most of the time I don’t though.
Another Mile Swim
Another mile swim down.
Please, ladies. No autographs.
Random Quote
Anybody who wanders around the world saying, “Hell yes, I’m from Texas,” deserves whatever happens to him. - Hunter S. Thompson
Customers Say
Here’s what Amazon says Customers Say about my book Tiger Tales from the Acuña Cartel : A Jett Turner Misadventure: Book #1
Welcome to the insanity that is my life.
The name’s Jett Turner and my early retirement to a lake on the Texas – Mexico Border was supposed to be fun and easy going. It didn’t involve me writing up the twisted exploits of the head of the Acuña Cartel, reporting such to the DEA, or watching pandas blow up, people being fed to tigers, or learning about the bodily functions of the tortured. In addition, I have to deal with a morbidly obese shut in, a woman hell bent on collecting the last of my student loans, a hairless chimp named Patty, a giant named Koko, a housekeeper set on cleansing my soul, and a sexual deviant, Larry McMurtry quoting professor. Toss in a beautiful call girl named Laredo Rose, a cheerleader of a waitress with her jaw wired shut, and a traitor of a dog that listens to everyone but me and you get an idea of what I have to deal with on a daily basis.
This first misadventure that is my life is rated R for language, crude humor, and insanely bizarre circumstances but rates an A+ for all of the aforementioned and entertainment value.
Random Book Video
I make these.
they’re supposed to help me sell books.
This one is promoting Panda Jelly Served at the Acuña Cartel: Jett Turner Misadventures, Book 2.
PLEASE…
PLEASE…
Follow me on Amazon.
Doing such helps me more than following me on social media or clicking on my website.
Following me on Amazon not only gets you information on when my latest book drops but drives that algorithm thing in my favor.
Trust me. It helps.
To FOLLOW ME, go to my page on Amazon, then click that +FOLLOW Button.
That’s it.
Thanks!
Email Gayne!
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Like what you see? Want to keep the adventure going? Fire a PayPal or Venmo in my direction & you may get a shout out! Hot Tip: Include blog idea in the description…
