Week of December 22, 2025
Here’s a rundown of my week.
Landman
On the latest episode of Landman, that angry lawyer gal barks at several people about not being or acting professional while wearing painted-on yoga pants to work. She then meets up with some geologist guy from Australia who sports a mullet and, after telling him to forget that they slept together a few nights past and how they have no future together, mugs down with him on the tailgate of a truck while drinking imported beer.
This concludes my take on the week’s Landman and on the behavior of serious lawyers.
The Holiday
The Holiday is a Christmas movie about two beautiful white women who are successful in life but unsuccessful in love or unsatisfied with love or looking for love or experiencing some female emotion I’m not sure men know about or understand. These two women decide to switch homes for the holidays to find what they’re missing. Cameron Diaz goes to England where she beds Jude Law after knowing him for all of three minutes. She does this because he’s Jude Law. Kate Winslet finds love with Jack Black after he does some real annoying white boy beat box thing in a Blockbuster video. This does the trick and Kate is soon his.
The movie ends with everyone’s problems resolved and everyone giggling and dancing and laughing to the point where they would be held in lockup for observation if not in a movie.
This concludes my take on The Holiday and on how attractive white women of vast financial means handle their problems.
Stand By Me
I rewatched Stand by Me last night. I haven’t seen it since it came out. It holds up. The movie takes place in 1959. The narrator closes out the movie with this tidbit: “I heard that Vern got married out of high school, had four kids, and is now the forklift operator at the Arseno Lumberyard.”
I believe today that fat kid Vern would have had those kids out of wedlock and be working at a Walmart.
Lacey Chabert
Lacey Chabert was on the TV in the waiting room at my doctor’s office today. I was there trying to score some drugs for my cough and was forced to watch her do something with a snowman on the Halmark Channel. I’m not exactly sure what she was doing as the volume was off as was captioning. It took me awhile to recognize Lacey as she was wearing a lot more clothing on the Halmark Channel than she did in that Mean Girls movie.
Anyway, I got my drugs and when I checked out I saw that Lacey was mugging down with the snowman guy.
This concludes my take on Lacey, her movie on the Halmark Channel, and her clothing choices throughout film. Now, I’m off to the pharmacy.
Raised by Coyotes
Read my interview with Raised by Coyotes Owner / Founder Orlando Rios HERE.
What Amazon Thinks
Here’s what Amazon’s AI has to say about my books…
Tiger Tales from the Acuña Cartel: Jett Turner Misadventures, Book 1
What’s it about?
Jett Turner's peaceful retirement turns chaotic when he gets involved with a cartel boss, dealing with tigers, explosions, and bizarre characters in this darkly comedic adventure.
Panda Jelly Served at the Acuña Cartel: Jett Turner Misadventures, Book 2
What’s it about?
Jett Turner faces absurd misadventures involving cartel boss El Tigre, including animal activists, DEA agents, and a bizarre Daniel in the Lion's Den incident. Book 2 in series, best read after Book 1.
That about sums it up.
Get both on Amazon.
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