Week of December 15, 2025
Here’s a rundown of my week.
Landman
On this week’s Landman, those two blonde gals who dress and act like they’re sisters but are actually mother and daughter go to an old folk’s home to bet on which old man is having sex with which old woman. They then have margaritas. Afterward they go home to dress up like slutty pirates and throw corn and crawfish on the dining room table.
This concludes my take on this week’s Landman.
What Amazon Thinks
Here’s what Amazon’s AI has to say about my books…
Tiger Tales from the Acuña Cartel: Jett Turner Misadventures, Book 1
What’s it about?
Jett Turner's peaceful retirement turns chaotic when he gets involved with a cartel boss, dealing with tigers, explosions, and bizarre characters in this darkly comedic adventure.
Panda Jelly Served at the Acuña Cartel: Jett Turner Misadventures, Book 2
What’s it about?
Jett Turner faces absurd misadventures involving cartel boss El Tigre, including animal activists, DEA agents, and a bizarre Daniel in the Lion's Den incident. Book 2 in series, best read after Book 1.
That about sums it up.
Get both on Amazon.
Buck Rogers
If you saw Buck Rogers in the 25th Century in theaters like I did, then you saw this intro. And your your mom covered your eyes with her hand and said something about it being smut and how she should probably take you out of the theater thus planting the very earliest seeds in your mind that sex appeal is a bad thing that should be shamed.
Thanks mom.
And goodbye Gil Gerard. You are forever Buck Rogers.
Emmet Otter
Emmet Otter’s cavalcade of white trash rodents is one of the worst Christmas memories of my life.
I’d love to see each and every character of that festival of fur-backed socialism caught in a foot trap and clubbed.
Merry Christmas to all!
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